Fetal Fear Mongering: LA’s Amendment 1

                Everyone surely knows of a proposed amendment to the Louisiana Constitution, which has somehow become contentious. This bill is in the classic pro-life/pro-choice battlefield, and has enjoyed the classic arguments surrounding the issue. Like always, we should take a step back, try to understand what’s really happening with this bill, and make sound, reasonable judgements.   

                Amendment 1 is proposing adding text to the Louisiana Constitution which will prohibit a judge from finding a hidden or unspecified right to abortion or to require funding for abortions from the state. There are currently 10 states which have constitutional literature protecting the right to abortion, and three states who have amended their own constitutions in similar ways that Louisiana is attempting to do. There is precedent on both sides of the argument.

                What will this amendment do? Generally speaking, nothing. These amendments (for states on both sides of the argument) are all based on the premise of Roe v. Wade being overturned. As of now, of course, that Supreme Court decision is the standard for the land, and while many would like to see it overturned, there seems to be nothing to indicate that would happen soon. So abortion interests are still protected, even in the three states (and potentially, Louisiana) who have amended their constitutions to not secure rights for abortion.

                How would this play out in real life? If this proposed amendment passes, then the interpreting powers of judges would be removed. A judge would not be able to say that there is a right to abortion or a right to using state funds for abortions. This would not ban abortions outright in the state. According to Katrina Jackson (D), a supporter of the amendment,

“It’s important to understand that Amendment 1 is not a ban on abortion. It simply keeps abortion policy in the hands of our legislators rather than state judges.”

Simple enough, right? The power to alter policy regarding abortion would rely with our elected representatives. That’s the way it should be.

                Fear mongering has been an interesting part of the debates surrounding this amendment. There is a widely circulated article (cited below) where the author claims that there would be “no exceptions” to an abortion ban because of this bill. While her intentions may be good, her conclusion is quite wrong. She makes an argument as if this amendment, if passed, would take effect immediately and powerfully, which it will not. Whether or not she means to, she is relying on the fear of horrible, horrible situations. She is attempting to warn that rape victims may not be able to get an abortion if they become pregnant. Now, I do not know her family background or the circumstances surrounding her conception and birth. But I’m sure the child conceived from a rape who was allowed to live would not like her saying that their life does not matter as much. Surely, that person would not enjoy hearing the opinion that their life should be optional, according to the law of the land.

                I recently discussed this amendment with a woman very dear to me. She was concerned, because she is very much on the pro-life side, but was concerned about what it meant for women’s rights regarding abortion when it is absolutely necessary. The mother’s life being at risk if the pregnancy is allowed to fully continue, for instance. It was that discussion which made me look more into the proposed amendment, instead of voting simply on my past convictions.

                So here it is: everyone should vote yes for Amendment 1. This amendment carries no power unless Roe v. Wade were overturned. This amendment does not ban abortions outright and without exception. This amendment does not throw the interests of women aside for the sake of an unborn child. This amendment simply adds text to our Constitution prohibiting a judge from finding a right to protect and/or publicly fund abortion in Louisiana. This amendment would leave Louisiana abortion’s policy up to our elected legislators. The people of Louisiana can vote yes on Amendment 1 in good conscience.

Sources:

https://ballotpedia.org/Louisiana_Amendment_1,_No_Right_to_Abortion_in_Constitution_Amendment_(2020)

https://www.guttmacher.org/state-policy/explore/abortion-policy-absence-roe#

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/opinion/letters/article_fd3ceca8-0fe3-11eb-bca0-176f893df612.html

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/opinion/letters/article_a2c82096-0e2e-11eb-9724-8f0563f2931b.html

What the Frack?

                November is right around the corner! It’s about time for that wonderfully American event of voting for our President, Vice President, and other small things here and there. In 2020, it would seem as if this election would carry more weight than past elections have. You would be right, in a sense. We are empowered to know what weight is being carried.

                Joe Biden has been around for a long time. This fact has been repeated ad nauseam. Now, he is throwing support behind eliminating fossil fuels. Sort of. There’s no telling what he actually wants. He has said many things over the past few years, though, and we can try and figure out where he stands (or assume he is bad at thinking on the spot). For example, he has mentioned banning fracking, banning new fracking, and more. On the other hand, his own website simply mentions not allowing new oil and gas permitting on public land, and tighter regulations for emission control in the oil and gas industry.

                Before we move too far, let’s address one thing: no one in the media or in politics seem to have any idea what fracking is. In a 2019 Democratic Primary debate, CNN’s Dana Bash poses the following question to Joe Biden: “Just to clarify, would there be any place for fossil fuels, including coal and fracking, in a Biden administration?” Seems like a good, easy softball of a question. But a cursory glance at the question indicates that no one knows what they are talking about. Fracking is not a fossil fuel. Fracking is a process to enhance oil production. Of course, it would be way too much to expect a presidential candidate to be able to respond appropriately, and Joe Biden continued: “No, we would — we would work it out. We would make sure it’s eliminated and no more subsidies for either one of those, either — any fossil fuel.” See the transcript cited below for the full available text from that debate. He is saying that he would want to eliminate subsidizes for coal (a fossil fuel) and fracking (a process) and any fossil fuel.

                It’s strange that one party actively accuses the other of denying science, yet they continue to address fracking as a fossil fuel when there is no way that fracking can possibly be a fossil fuel. Another double standard. Absolutely disgusting.

                Now let’s take a step back and look at the big picture. Of course, everyone would want the world to run perfectly. That in itself will take years to do, many more years than what Joe Biden would like to see in his plan while also staying economical for the United States. A fully electric infrastructure would be fantastic, if it were possible. But it’s not. Windmills, turbines, solar panels, etc. all require oil in some way, shape, or form to be either made, operable, or both. On a personal level, people who live on the Gulf Coast should realize how important oil and gas is when the power goes out during a storm, and they run a generator to keep the AC on and the refrigerator running. In a general sense, we use products made from or with oil and gas every day. Many city buses, which reduce emissions and serve a public good, are run off of natural gas.

                We can start a transition away from oil and gas, but we will never be able to get rid of it. And we shouldn’t want to, not quickly, because the price for going electric fast could be more than we can all afford in the grand scheme of things. We definitely should not elect leaders who would encourage a swift move in a dangerous direction.

Sources:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/23/politics/biden-fracking-fact-check/index.html

https://joebiden.com/climate-plan/#

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/06/19/fact-check-joe-biden-doesnt-want-ban-all-fracking-only-new-permits/3215253001/

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1907/31/se.02.html

The Fools of Football

                I have only ever been a fan of one college football team, the Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns. In recent years, I have been slowly warming up to other Sun Belt teams. This season, however, I am even more set in my ways because of the action of most of the other conferences (and Louisiana’s win over Iowa State).

                Since COVID-19 came around, the whole world has lost its mind. Between some of the travel restrictions and societal restrictions, various members of the NCAA football world were able to make their place and find increasingly ridiculous ways to exhibit caution. First and foremost as the conferences who decided to postpone their seasons altogether. The Big Ten, Pac-12, Mid-American Conference, and the Mountain West Conference all jumped early to cancel some or all of their fall sports. They were joined by a handful of schools who separated from their conference to cancel their own seasons. Obviously, college football is back, and so the leadership for these conferences must surely feel like a fool now. I know I would.

                While cancelling entire seasons seems wild enough, the SEC took the stupidity a step farther and opened up the season to 10 conference only games. This move looks like both a “holier-than-thou” attitude by the SEC, and the strangest coronavirus precaution ever. Most of the other remaining conferences are allowing room for at least one non-conference game, which is a step in the right direction. Allowing the schools freedom to play outside their conference is the best way to truly gauge the merit of all of the teams. Imagine how little sense college football rankings and playoffs can be this year.

                Sun Belt, of course, picked the best situation: eight conference games with the freedom to play four non-conference games. While the SEC will be holed off to themselves, the Sun Belt Conference is being put on display as having talented teams (Louisiana becoming a ranked team, 21, after the win over then-23 Iowa State; Arkansas State win over Kansas State; Coastal Carolina win over Kansas).

                Now that college football has come back to life for a week or two, the Big Ten suddenly decides that, hey, maybe we SHOULD play this year! These clowns, who jumped the gun in postponing the season, realizes the error of their ways and wants to come back. And who could blame them? I’m sure they got scared of losing that sweet, sweet football money—however little they are set on collecting.

                But the impact of these messed up seasons should be thought out: If fall sports are postponed until spring, guess who is going to suffer? The football teams will, having very limited seasons without much diversity. The spring sports will suffer as well, knowing they will have to share time, fans, and school resources with the fall sports. The fall sport fans will be suffering from the same issues as the football teams and other fall sports. And the conferences will suffer the loss of respect by people like me, who think they made great mistakes and should pay dearly.

                This may be a hot-take, but it deserves to be said anyway. The SEC should not be allowed to hold ranked positions or qualify for college playoffs. If they don’t want to play with teams outside their conference, they should be ignored just as much as their positions are considered.

Sources:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/08/12/college-football-canceled-faq/

https://www.deseret.com/sports/2020/7/15/21322769/college-football-fall-2020-canceled-conference-only-big-ten-pac-12-sec-big-12-acc-mountain-west

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/why-the-sun-belts-three-big-12-shockers-are-the-tip-of-the-upset-iceberg-this-college-football-season/

Socialism is Garbage

One thing that’s always fun is talking about how bad a socialist system would be in the United States. With everything going on in the news, we need a good distraction and draw into the real world. So let’s jump in!

                Our country is the best country in the world due to our freedom to work and earn wealth. We can thank the lack of restrictive taxes and backwards-policies for moving forward in life. The progress we have seen has allowed us to move faster and continue to keep America on the forefront of innovation in many fields. People have the right incentives to continue to move forward and progress. Furthermore, they must compete with others in the field who also have the same incentives. Ultimately, this works out for the best for consumers.

                This may be a hot take, but it should be said: those who actively support socialism in our country are weak-willed and have no drive, and they hide behind morality to try and justify their position. The fact of the matter is, socialism is not morally right. It hinders the freedom of others and dissuades progress. On the other hand, people now have the freedom to make morally right choices and actions without the gentle coercion of the government. People who support and call for socialism have seemingly resigned their life to be second-rate people who do not want to see any kind of real success. Real success, in this context, is being able to move beyond the peers in some way. These folks have decided that they cannot move forward, which is a shame because these people are still so young and have plenty of time to move ahead in life. Of course, many of these people have not helped themselves by picking low-demand studies which will likely lead to low-paying careers.

                The good news is that even those who have made those choices can still succeed and do well in their fields or outside of it. And if that’s the case, then they may start rethinking their socialist ideals. If they don’t, then they can become the example of people who use their freedom to give money to where they want. For example, look at any celebrity charity. The government is not forcing these people to give away their money, they are freely giving it away to causes they believe is good.

                Speaking of government, why do people want to keep giving power to them? I remember very recently people condemning Congress for stalling on additional stimulus payments. If you can’t trust them to handle the small matter of simply writing and mailing checks, why would you want them to take more power over more money to control more parts of our lives? It is absolutely insane. It is dangerous, as well.

                Lastly, we have living first person accounts of people who have fled socialist and communist countries. They have real experience and knowledge to be able to speak on why these systems cannot work. And supporters of these systems act like they do not exist, which is crazy. They are blindfolding themselves when they are confronted with these people, they plug their ears when they hear stories of these systems failing, and generally acting like children who have not grown up yet.

                So wake up, you wannabe commies. Look deep down for your morality, drive, and common sense. You can still change the world for the best without the government compelling you to do so.

2020 Election: First Look

                Kamala Harris has finally etched her name on to the ballots this year, which makes the Democrats’ November ticket complete. So now, with a new bit of news (FINALLY, Coronavirus is making everything so boring), we can take a look at how the Democrats are going to stack up against the incumbents.

                At a cursory glance, the Democrats seem to be struggling with a little bit of insurrection amongst their far left members. Some folks do not like Ms. Harris, due to her history as a prosecutor. In these trying times of racial solidarity and unjust justice, Ms. Harris has found herself in a tricky position. She, coupled with Joe Biden, make an impression of race and gender inclusivity. Joe Biden has been in the news all year, of course, saying some things that just do not make sense. Of course, he has some experience in the White House, and while he was under President Obama, this certainly would help his case in my opinion. His mental health would be of concern though, and should be taken into consideration.  

                Then we have our current administration who will be aiming for reelection. While Trump and Pence both faced a tough battle in 2016, this one should be much easier. We do not need to look far to see many good things that this administration has accomplished. For example, the First Step Act was passed in 2018. This bipartisan legislation was encouraged by President Trump, and signed into law in December of that year. President Trump’s administration has fostered something of a peace between the USA and North Korea, and more recently Israel and the UAE. The economy had been very strong until COVID came to town, with unemployment rates seeing record lows (especially for some minorities).

                This writer is predicting a Republican victory in November, for several reasons. While the Democrats did good to put Kamala Harris on the ticket, it may not be enough to counter Joe Biden’s actions and poor choices of words. Her track record as a prosecutor, in addition with Joe Biden taking the nomination from the party over Bernie Sanders, is sure to anger many of the far left. They will probably be mad and self-righteous enough to split the Democratic ticket. All this compared to the current administration, who has been doing things which would, in another presidency, convert many leftists to the right. For example, who is going to argue against the First Step Act? And more importantly, if prison reform is a big issue for Democrats, why did the preliminary legislation balk in 2015?

                Keeping the current administration in place would also be a smart move in the event that COVID continued to hang around in a major way. Consistency in the White House actions would be beneficial for all Americans, as major disruptions or changes in the event of a Biden presidency could be much more regressive. This would anger and continue to financially strain Americans, stimulus or not.

                One thing is true, however: we must continue to do our due diligence and educate ourselves on the candidates, the issues, and the proposed solutions. We must not vote emotionally. And when the next leader is elected, we must all hope and pray that the leader is guided to do what’s best for America. No sense in hoping our President fails.

Sources:

https://www.harris.senate.gov/about

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2018/11/16/what-s-really-in-the-first-step-act

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/israel-peace-deal-united-arab-emirates-transforms-the-middle-east

An Identity Crisis: Political Confusion

                What happens to our political leanings when a pandemic comes to town? Blurred lines appear in between.  Leftists start leaning right, and vice versa. Strange to watch from the sidelines. However, when this phenomenon is coupled with people incessantly talking and talking and talking on Facebook, it gets interesting. The event which was observed consisted of people softening their stances on some things, arguing for the opposing side on accident, and the usual misleading from mainstream medias. Luckily, I am here to point out a few discrepancies that others may be missing.

                The first, and most obvious in this writer’s opinion, is the argument for the rights of businesses to pick and choose who they serve. Welcome to conservatism! This idea has been a large part of the right’s stance, and for good reason. Private businesses should be able to freely choose who they allow in the doors, and they should at the same time feel the full consequences of their decisions. No one wants a business to be discriminating customers based on color, ethnicity, religion, and so on, but if they do, they should be met with equal repercussions. Loss of business, perhaps? Of course, this idea was shamed upon by many on the left…until COVID-19 came around and people wanted (and still want) masks. Before businesses were forced into mask mandates, they could elect to not serve customers who were not wearing masks, and that was A-OK. Now, with this in mind, consider the plight of the cake baker and a gay couple.

                Another quirk, which is the funniest in this writer’s opinion, is the cry from leftists saying that the government has failed them in regards to more COVID-related stimulus. As if the government could be trusted to begin with! The right has been right about this as well. Government should be trusted with very little. That’s one of the big deals about this country. Listen here folks, if you NEED a stimulus, you need to be more responsible with your money. Period. We cannot hold our breath that the government will help, especially in the times we are living in. These sentiments are not new, either. We need to reduce the power of the government, while also promoting the power of private citizens to act like grown-ups and make a living.

                The interesting part about these two examples is the fact that they show one thing: the want for conditional freedom. Conditional freedom is an oxymoron. The last “Identity Crisis” article mentioned something of the sort, but from a different perspective. Whereas in that article, it was people on the left wanting to control minorities, in this perspective it is people who want to make their own freedom conditional. They want to expand freedom to private businesses, which in turn would increase their freedom of choice (guess what—you already have freedom of choice in whose business you patronize). Yet, they are afraid of financial freedom (see reliance on stimulus checks and support for Marxism and socialism). Confusing, isn’t it?

                The confusion amongst people is almost understandable. The most abhorrent aspect of all this is the double standards being put forth. It’s hard to seem perfect when you actually have convictions. It’s easy to make yourself look like the good guy if you just pick the “right” side, with out arguing on behalf of principles. Our principles should be strongly held. We should be using these principles to pull ourselves away from discussing issues from a position of emotion. When we detach ourselves from the emotional aspects of major issues and look from a principled perspective, we can find better, effective solutions. With such discourse, we can make actual progress.

An Identity Crisis: Who Am I Speaking For?

                Who here remembers the 2016 election? I think it would be hard to find anyone of voting age who could not recall. I think we have seen many similarities between 2016 and 2020 so far. One thing has changed, and it strikes me as odd. The closest we came to was that public relations nightmare from Joe Biden about if you don’t vote for him, then “you ain’t black.”

                Many people forgot that most adults can think for themselves. When people say nonsense like what Joe Biden says, it is extremely condescending. Even more so if these people belong in a different demographic. I saw straight people trying to crucify a small group of Log Cabin Republicans for supporting Trump publicly. White people had the same reaction to black people who supported Trump. It’s incredibly sad that these people who are in search for “equal rights” are putting down minority groups because they “know better”. As if a voting age gay member of society such be told what to do as a gay person by a straight person. Or a black person by a white person. As if there is more than skin color separating the white people from the black people, or more than a sexuality preference separating a straight person from a gay person. We are all supposed to be equal, right?

                The equality that (mainly) misguided leftists were searching for was being pushed away by their own actions, which begs the question: Do these people actually want equality? Answer: They absolutely do not. Equality indicates that people are given their own freedom to think for themselves and vote for who they think is best. Equality is letting people having differing opinions but still respecting them as people. Unfortunately, these people were not searching for equality, but rather satisfying this image in their own mind of what the world should look like. In doing so, they revert to the same type of prejudice and supremacy that they claim to want to end. No one wants white supremacy, but these folks are trying to build a supremacy of their own. Oddly, if you look at these people, many of them are white…

                2020 has been a huge year of people trying to recognize the different situations that black people face which many other demographics may not understand. Yet, we still have white people trying to play the part of the white savior. Being an “ally” is one thing, and I believe some people are taking it too far. Same goes with the gay community. But I think many people are missing the point. Blacking out your social media pictures or putting rainbows all over is a pointless act, because an internet post means nothing. Can’t just talk the talk, so to speak. Allowing the freedom of blacks and gays to think for themselves and fix problems in their own communities means everything. They certainly do not want your two cents on the matter if you find yourself white or straight. And if you don’t believe me, imagine someone coming into your house and telling you how to be a better parent, or make a better house, when they are homeless and childless.

                Differences in opinions are an important driving force in progress as a society. They ability for us to civilly discuss differences is an integral part in understanding. Some of us have forgotten this and need a reminder. It’s okay to think differently than others. It’s okay for people to think for themselves. Just keep an eye out for those who don’t agree. They are making minorities second-class citizens under the guise of progress and equality. And no one wants that.

An Identity Crisis: Who is Accountable for our Actions?

                What has our character become? Where can we find those honest qualities in a person that stand out? Is the quality of a person declining as the years and powers of social media grow? It’s a disconcerting thing. The sad part is, the people who are exhibiting such behaviors are people who should know better. Adults who have good educations. Prominent media companies. Not the young children you would think exhibit such behavior.

                Our situations, while not entirely in our control, do have room for us to exhibit the personal accountability. Our reactions are very much our choice. We can own situations, or we can sit and moan in a corner and complain. The personal accountability comes in with how we either A) Got into these situations or B) Make them our own or C) Get out of these situations. Take, for example, picking a discipline of study to major in. The personal accountability is there in that it is a free choice to pick a major. The knowledge of which majors generally produce more lucrative careers, which ones generally produce stable livings, and which ones are not inclined to be big money-makers.

                There are many actions we can take daily which exhibits our personal accountability. Showing decorum on social media is one way. Anybody can go on a stream-of-consciousness-type rant on Facebook or Twitter. However, it is no secret that companies, while in the hiring process, are known to look through potential candidate’s social media accounts. It is no secret that companies have social media policies for their own employees. Generally, when starting a new company, we have to sign paperwork acknowledging such policies. Consequently, it should be no surprise when such policies are enforced.

                Look at our behavior in public. We can choose to be or to not be a good, decent person in our day to day lives. These actions which we freely take, have positive and negative consequences. I can choose to make a fool of myself yelling to some poor part-time worker that their mask policy is ridiculous, and become the next local celebrity for all the wrong reasons. Or I can behave properly, and either wear a mask and shop somewhere else and make everyone, including myself, happy.

                Take our behavior with police. This has been a touchy subject lately, but if people want to have a conversation, then listen up. By and large, negative police interactions can be solved by not committing crimes and complying with the people in authority. It’s not always a perfect situation, and I am not saying that all the world’s problems could be solved by a single shift in perspective. That being said, it is also not a secret that police will use force if necessary or if they find themselves in harm’s way. I wouldn’t ride my bike in the street in front of a speeding 18-wheeler. I may have the right-of-way, but I’m still going to lose that fight just about every time. My personal accountability is staying on the side of the road until the potentially dangerous situation is gone. If I am pulled over, whether or not I actually committed a traffic violation, it would be crazy for me to try and run or fight off an officer who is doing their job. Unfortunately, this is the situation we see more often then not. And it is completely avoidable.

                We all should be acting like adults. We all have the capacity to. We all know that there are consequences, positive and negative, which exist for every action we take. We can be sympathetic to the things outside of the control of others, but we should not accept people who do not own up to their situations and refuse to act accordingly. People who know better should act better, and we should hold them to these standards. More importantly, we should hold ourselves to higher standards than we would hold anyone else.

40 Hour Week is a Part-Time Job

                One interesting aspect of social media is the ease which people can share their opinions on anything from the weather to the deepest conspiracy theories. In this capacity, one can easily see which opinions are well thought out, which ones are not, and which ones are a little crazy. Recently, several of my Facebook Friends have shared their negative opinions on people working just 40 hours a week. My knee jerk reaction, from the perspective of someone who would work 12+ hours a day for three full weeks at a time, is to think “Wow, I remember my first part-time job.”

                I worked my first 40 hour weeks when I was 14 years old. I am back to roughly 40 hours a week at my current job, with the hope that I will move back to 84 hour weeks, and yet all of these still seem like part-time jobs. That seems crazy on the surface, because who really wants to work more than 12 hours a day? For that matter, who even wants to work 40 hours a day? 

                Here’s the thing. We can all find motivation to make ourselves better. What I consider my full-time job to be is to become a better, more successful, more rounded person while utilizing the various situations I find myself to be in. I can always do more to excel at work. I can always do more in my off time to hone a skill or knowledge base, whether that be practicing musical instruments, reading and learning about the past, or even refreshing my memory of the two French classes I took in high school. Whether I am working or not, I can always do more to better my health, or cheat on healthy habits to enjoy the company of friends and family.

                Those who can find extra time around a 40 hour work week to better themselves, I believe, will move up in the world. One of my favorite mantras is “Make your own luck.” People who are successful in business and in life make their own luck. They can find the extra time when the motivation is there. Take Phil Knight, the founder of Nike. As he was getting the company which would become Nike off the ground, he was working to make ends meet—as a teacher and for an accounting firm. The myth of the 40 hour work week is that there is not enough time to do anything extra, which is a ridiculous thought. In a 24 hour day, if one works 8 hours Monday through Friday, then that leaves 8 hours for leisure and 8 hours for sleep. Anybody can choose what they do in those 8 leisure hours, and if they choose to continue to work then so be it. If they choose to chase a hobby, then so be it. One thing is certain: complacency can be an ugly feeling, which usually comes quietly and overstays its welcome.

                Imagine if we took the time that we spend complaining about this or that and instead used it to be productive in some way, shape, or form.  If we are to be productive, we must not let complacency in the door. We cannot let laziness grab a hold of us. Can you think of the potential that a shifting perspective can bring? Instead of complaining about a 40 hour work week, we can be thankful for a part-time job that allows us ample room to grow. Throw in a pinch of self-discipline, and we can make real, honest changes in our own lives and the lives of others. At the end of the day, maybe we can find the ultimate moral victory: People who are still complacent will go on and on and on about how we, the successful, are bad people. I am coming for you, Bezos.

Remembering Aunt Jemima: A Eulogy

                Our dear Aunt Jemima has departed us recently. She ceased to exist in print, and with her she took the Land O Lakes Native American woman, Uncle Ben, and the Washington Redskins. These poor victims of militant “Progressives” have given us many things, including full stomachs and entertainment, but they will leave us with a legacy that will hopefully not be forgotten. Their legacy is actually quite sad, really. Their legacy is that minorities can be the successful, well known face of great products and organizations, and for their trouble they will be torn down by those who think they know what’s best.

                In today’s world, we are all told to “Think about other people!” when it comes to masks, language, dress, and the like. Those same people who are shouting, who are riding into town on their high horses and think of themselves as saviors of the modern world, are constantly working on their own agenda. Forget what’s best for everyone else, it’s only important when WE, the Great and Socially Conscious, deem it to be so.

                The problem with being super sensitive to the feelings of others is that you are still alienating someone, and usually it’s the person who matters (or should matter) the most. For example, our dear Aunt Jemima in her modern form can be traced back from an actual woman who made a living being the walking embodiment of this pancake guru. The modern version of the Land O Lakes “Butter Maiden” was illustrated by a Native American, who took the original idea and added new details to reflect this illustrator’s tribe. Uncle Ben was named after a famed rice farmer known as “Uncle Ben” and his look was modeled after a maître d’hotel who was around where the inventors worked on their idea. The Redskins’ logo was based off of a Native American chief.

                Oh, but you may say to yourself, the name “Redskins” provides room for a problem. Congratulations, my socially minded reader! You are correct. Let’s take a look at the name from a different angle: who considers “Redskins” as a derogatory term? It could easily be seen as such. But so is that pesky n-word that somehow keeps finding itself used many, many times in many, many songs. Is context important? Maybe. But what about time? My grandfather would attest that the name “Coon-ass” is derogatory, when many younger people from our Southern Louisiana culture wouldn’t think twice about it. So where do we draw the line? How do we determine what’s bad and what’s good? (Side note: I should add that I am not trying to compare the badness of the n-word with coonass and redskins. I am well aware that the historical context. That’s not the idea of my argument, before anyone goes and tries to rip my words out of context.)

                Here’s the thing: I wouldn’t want some sports team from Oregon or Ohio to be named the “Coon-Asses” and then their mascot be some crude caricature of the Cajun people. But if these mascots were true to Cajun culture, it would still be weird to me but it would not necessarily be offensive. The son of the creator of the Redskins logo has said, back in 2014, “It needs to be said that an Indian from the state of Montana created that logo, and he did it the right way. It represents the Red Nation and it’s something to be proud of.” And he would be right. The other side of that is the context of these names and images. While Aunt Jemima may have had racist beginnings 150 years ago, the company had changed the look and context it present Aunt Jemima to remove those ugly undertones. The end result being people who never thought once that Aunt Jemima was meant to be racist, but thought that she was darn good at making syrup.  

                The worst thing to think about is that we are moving quickly into a gray, bland world in which the only people available to be the faces of different companies or products will be white people and animals. Can you imagine in 30 years, some minority child asking his or her mom why there is no one on the shelves of grocery stores that look like them? And the sad answer will be that everyone’s supposed to be equal and proper and politically correct. 2050, roughly 90 years after the Civil Rights Act, people will be sitting down enjoying some Quaker Oats syrup and talking about how they used to have a well-loved black woman face on the bottle instead of the white Quaker man.

                So rest in peace, Aunt Jemima, and please pray for the betterment of the progressive movement and continuity in your pancakes.

Sources:

https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2020/06/29/aunt-jemima-quaker-oats-rebrand

https://sports.yahoo.com/family-of-walter-wetzel-native-american-who-created-redskins-logo-mixed-on-its-retirement-221811054.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/uncle-ben-s-change-its-branding-part-parent-company-s-n1231329