Don’t Cry Over Spilled Tea

            Remember when the old phrase “There’s an app for that” got popular? Years ago, the world of smart phone apps was significantly smaller than it is today (Apple’s App Store opened in 2008 with 500 apps, compared to 1.8 million today). Doubtful that anyone in Apple’s marketing team back then could have realized the true size and variety of apps 16 years later.

            The latest problematic app is one called Tea Dating Advice. Tea was created so that women would have a network to talk about their dates – check to see if anyone else has dated Joe Blow, and if he is a nice guy or abusive or a nerd. Created back in 2022, this app to date has four million users. This app seems to have struck a chord with women looking for a way to do some investigating without needing to hire a private eye or utilizing a circle of friends. Tea is geared towards women and only allow women users, verifying this by mandating users submit pictures of their IDs and selfies to match.

            Recently, you didn’t need a private eye or even a private browser to learn more about the users of the app than they were finding out about their dates. Thousands of women were exposed when these same selfies and IDs were discovered to be warehoused on a Google data storage app which had been set up as a public page. Public page meaning it had no protections at all. The developers of the app have been calling it a “breach” of security, but is it really a breach if there is no sort of barrier in the first place? Now creative and malicious players on the internet are able to take all this information, such as home addresses on a driver’s license, and plot it on a map of the United States.

            The dangers of using the internet increase by the day. Readers by now know my opposition to increased internet usage, AI programs, and social media. Tea has shown that it has its own deficiency, but also illustrates a deficiency among the public as a whole. This is the high amount of trust in internet-based apps. No one should be submitting their ID to almost any app available to the public. Folks need to get off these apps and do things the old-fashioned way. Get outside, hit the pavement, do the investigation yourself. Even dating apps aren’t worth the time, in my book (except maybe if you’re trying to find love in remote areas like the Alaskan bush. The advantage of cell service in this case is probably a benefit). Meeting someone in person is likely a great way to see what kind of person you’ll be dealing with.

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Office of No Importance

Good news for opponents of DEI in Louisiana! The University of Louisiana at Lafayette has eliminated its Office of Campus Inclusion! Which would be great news if that’s all you knew. Unfortunately, this writer has to read into things, and so this isn’t the big victory folks want (or the giant step backwards others fear).

The Office of Campus Inclusion was a modest office, consisting of two (2) people. These two were reassigned to other departments and likely brought with them whatever projects they were working on already. So nothing’s really changing here, all that really happened is the University is complying with the letter of the federal guidelines but not the spirit.

The question that needs to be asked is this: why was this office needed in the first place? As someone who was heavily involved with extracurriculars, it seemed like all of Student Affairs was drinking the DEI Kool-Aid since at least 2014. The staff of the Student Affairs department had made being a leader in extracurriculars way more of a chore than it should have been. The extra spaces offered in the Union dedicated to student organizations was dominated by pretty much everyone you could fit into the “DEI” category. Part of that can be blamed on a lack of interest by the other groups, but those same groups were generally ignored by or felt antagonized by the leadership in the Student Affairs office.

The Office of Campus Inclusion seems to have been a way to make a couple people feel good about having their own office, or otherwise getting some extra funding from some place channeled to the University. I would think the same would apply to most of these questionable offices. For example, the Office of Sustainability seems to have more people on staff than really necessary to tell students to recycle, or to not cut the grass on a certain part of campus (really).

The goal of eliminating these departments shouldn’t just be removing those three letters out of the public view. All that does is hide the nonsense. What we should be striving for is sweeping changes that reduce the amount low- or non-contributors in our public institutions and the financial burden of supporting them. Let them gain support of the like-minded in the real world and try for a bigger sphere of influence.

Sources:

https://www.katc.com/lafayette-parish/university-of-louisiana-at-lafayette-closes-office-of-campus-inclusion

https://sustainability.louisiana.edu/living-lab/green-infrastructure-masterplan/urban-prairie

Bayou Family’s Colorado Trip

               There’s nothing like a blizzard in South Louisiana to allow your imagination to transport you to another place in the world. In the last few years, the Bayou Observant’s family has traveled to several places that are well known for snowy days like what we’ve seen here. While these destinations are all wonderful in their own way, Colorado Springs reaches out as an especially unique place and quickly became one of our favorites.

               What would you say is a quintessential symbol of Western America? Buffalo, Indians, gold rushes, and mountains probably all jump to the top of the list. And while that’s true for many places in Colorado and beyond, Colorado Springs has a very neat combination of all those and more in a fairly tight area.

               Colorado Springs is located south of Denver on the fringe between grasslands and mountains. A flight into Denver and a beautiful scenic interstate drive builds the anticipation of arrival into town. The historic district, Old Colorado City, is especially close to some of the best sights and parks available. Garden of the Gods Park was a ten minute drive from the little apartment we rented in the Old City and the best way to kick off vacation in Colorado Springs. Beautiful large red rock formations with several trails for hiking and exploring. The Garden of the Gods Trading Post is located on another side of the park and includes a restaurant with great food, a gift shop, fudge shop, and more. The trading post lunch menu included a great buffalo burger and good seasonal beer from the local breweries.

               Indian culture is very strong in this area, but arguably strongest at the Manitou Cliff Dwellings, where you can walk inside and explore cliff dwellings that were created by ancient Puebloan Indians and relocated to this site. The actual structures have information about what sort of purpose each building likely served when it was designed and inhabited. There is a museum next to the cliff dwellings as well with a lot of great information and artifacts to help educate visitors what life was like 1000 years ago.

               Gold is everywhere and makes a visitor eager for another gold rush to kick off. Louisianians are most familiar with oil as a natural resource and huge money maker, but there is also a sense of detachment due to the process of drilling and producing oil wells. Much different in Colorado where museums have gold panning interactive exhibits, there are still active commercial gold mines, and anyone can still go pan for gold (provided they are not on someone else’s staked claim). It’s much more tangible in these areas, and anyone with an appreciation for natural resources and precious metals can have a field day immersing themselves in the history of the industry. Western Museum of Mining and Industry in Colorado Springs is a great location for this as well.

               Mountains are, of course, a major site that’s hard to miss in this area. Pike’s Peak is a constant on the horizon, it’s hard to ignore. Nothing beats the sights at the peak, if the weather allows you to make the trip to the top. And if you have time, make an excursion back north to Boulder where the Mother Cabrini shrine is located. An extraordinarily beautiful drive up leads you to the serenity where the chapel, shrine, and museum are all located. You can walk the ground that a Saint walked, and learn the history of the site and Mother Cabrini herself. One of the most peaceful places this writer has ever been to. This shrine also serves as a great reminder to thank God for the creation He made for us.

               These are just a few of the sites that stand out compared to similar trips to similar areas in the past. Going to Colorado when there isn’t any snow really allows folks to explore in the fullest sense. And there are plenty of other sites that took our breath away, took us back in time, and provided great buffalo meals. We had a ball and we were barely able to scratch the surface of things to do in that area. Be sure to make room for a trip to Colorado Springs when you are planning your next vacation.

Cajuns Football – Best in the Boot            

               We are a day away from the Louisiana Ragin’ Cajun’s football team hosting the Sun Belt Championship game in Lafayette. The Cajuns will be taking on Marshall, and competing to win their 4th Sun Belt title. It’s been a very fun year.

               The University of Louisiana has been slowly but surely stepping up its own game with fan engagement. This whole season has been an improvement over last season, which was an improvement over the season before. In case you missed it, the latest promotion announced is that students will receive a $10 concession stand voucher in the 3rd quarter. Now I tell you, when I was a poor student that sort of promotion would have made my night because I probably did not have much to look forward to for dinner.

               The student engagement has been great, and now the school needs to keep ramping up the city engagement. Hopefully we will set an attendance record this weekend, and the school can take notes on what works and what flopped. City engagement I believe we have seen improve this year—but that forward progress must continue. I believe this is the weekend that planning needs to start for next year.

              Promoting a game is not solely the school’s job, it should be other fans’ jobs as well. I’ve done a fair bit of social media and office promotion myself, but I’m just one voice. Luckily, a small community of fans have been taking a stronger lead (in my opinion) in promoting the game than the University has. This community, centered around the podcast Ragin Review, has been yelling from their rooftop for years to try and get the school to make a move. And it finally seems that the school is starting to listen, as stated above.

Well, partially. One big thing that this community and others have been asking everyone we can is “Why don’t we have a mascot?” An old friend of mine from my time at UL has even taken up the initiative to create a new mascot idea, with different characteristics, color schemes, etc. This spirit leader is Albineaux, an albino alligator, created by Cory Stewart. Hopefully the University will start believing in Al (or any other mascot really) and make it a fixture at games, school life, community engagement, and more.

               Usually, the best thing to do to draw a crowd is winning. Louisiana Ragin Cajuns have done that very well over the last 10-13 years, but attendance and awareness is still below where it should be. So besides more promotions from the school, what else can we do to drive attendance and engagement? It’s very simple-bring your friends. If you’re friends with UL alumni who choose to skip the game (especially to watch another school), then you need to shake some sense into them and bring them to the game. Tickets at Cajun Field are cheaper than an ESPN+ subscription or tickets to the other school in Baton Rouge (who is NOT playing for a conference championship anyway).

               Time to make your plans, buy some jackets for the kids, order tickets online, and get ready to Pack Cajun Field. Drag your friends along. Shame or shun the ones that pushback on attending. Experiences like the Sun Belt Championship game give kids and new fans something to look forward to next season. It’s going to be a blast!

Third Time’s the Charm

               In case you missed it, we recently wrapped up a big national election which is putting Donald Trump back in the White House. The Democrats probably could have ran away with this one, but over the last year as we have seen they have become their own worst enemy. All things considered, Trump’s 2 for 3 record at Presidential runs is just as much due to the Democrats’ missteps as it is Trump’s own correct steps.

               We can go back and look at Joe Biden’s physical and mental frailty over the last year. Nothing could be done to stop ageing, of course, but many of the mainstream media and other talking heads insisted that the President was more or less in peak condition. All Americans (and just about everyone over the world) could see how that was not the case. This lying and ignoring the problem definitely raised some red flags with potential voters, but I think the Democrats still could have kept control if this was the only issue.

               One of the sorest spots for the majority of people I think is how strong the trans movement has gotten. Besides putting a few trans in positions of power in the federal government, they kept going from college on down. With the Title IX changes from the administration, the trans movement was able to take another big and bold step which I believe snowballed to embolden parts of the movement outside of school. Riley Gaines, former collegiate swimmer, spoke about how that guy from Penn State was being allowed to use the girls’ locker room even though he was (and maybe still is) an intact male. The fact that not only was this allowed, but also this type of integration was encouraged by people in different positions of power is disgusting. Whoever is giving trans folks these freedoms that no one else can or should have is seriously missing the point. These unwell people are such a small part of the population that it doesn’t make sense to keep allowing tolerance and inclusivity in places where they do not belong. I think many people were extremely alienated by this sort of thing.

               Kamala Harris did herself no favors by staying away from almost all media during her short campaign. Very few interviews – which would have to be on her own terms. She was almost smart enough to get on a podcast, but then chose one that, as far as I understand, focuses on “female empowerment” by way of hypersexuality. Now I could be off-base here as I have never listened to it, the name of this podcast alone has made me quite uninterested in the production as a whole. However, I think it’s fair to say that making this podcast her only mainstream podcast appearance was a mistake. Side note: the Time’s article linked at the end of this article says that Harris made three “podcasts” appearances, but one of them is a radio show so I don’t count that.

               Leftists as a whole alienated tons of Americans by how strongly they wanted to keep abortion as a federally protected right. Calling abortion health care is simply false, and denying that life-saving care and abortions are different is leaning into falsehoods. Remember, every state with an abortion ban also protects the right of life-saving care for the mother. So knowing this fact, as well as the fact that the vast majority of abortions are conducted for selfish reasons instead of the scare-tactic excuses of rape, incest, mother’s health, etc. should end the debate on abortion. The fact that people so strongly support abortion really rubbed many Americans the wrong way.

               I can go on and on with this post-mortem, but I’ve got a live baby to take care of and a podcast about Catholicism to listen to, so it’s time to summarize. The way to win this election, and probably the next couple, is to go back to the basics and make laws that way. We need to focus on traditional family values, decency, modesty, health, and fiscal responsibility. While most of the Harris campaign has been set far against these values, Trump did the exact opposite. He reached out to the people, made tons of appearances to speak about these. He’s bringing in people to run departments, not because they are cross-dressers (and/or criminals, *cough cough* Sam Brinton). Most of these people that are joining the team want to go back to being honest, up front, and normal. And I can get on board with that, I hope everyone else can too.

               Let’s all pray for a prosperous four years! And beware, I’m linking a story about Brinton’s criminal activity while in the Biden administration, but he’s a scary thing to see.

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Arriving: Brave New World           

               How many of you read “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley in high school? Somehow I missed the train back then. Earlier this year, over a decade since high school, I read the novel and was blown away. After reading it as an adult, I couldn’t help but wonder that a lot of the meaning behind the story was lost on high schoolers. Reading it completely fresh in the year 2024 had significant impact on me. Prepare yourself for a “We were warned!” type of article.

               A quick and partial synopsis: The story focuses on a handful of characters in a horrible future London where people are created in labs and by design are no longer significantly unique. There are several different social classes and no mobility in between. The people belonging to each class are specifically trained to be content in their class and have disdain for those below and admiration for those above. A child of the modern world but raised on an Indian reservation makes it back to London and both causes and feels significant distress.

               The story opens with a tour through the baby-making facility, which is extremely unnatural. Instead of procreation the natural way, these children are made up in lab settings where up to 96 identical siblings can be made. These sets of siblings go down the line to be added with different ratios of chemicals so that they develop exactly as the factory desires. The less capable are trained to know that they are on the lower end of the social ladder, and those designed to run the world know it as well. Having mothers and fathers and being birthed (as opposed to “decanted” as they call the factory work) is taboo, vulgar, offensive. In the real world, we have tons of precursors to the systems in the book: processes like IVF, young people’s access to the wider world by way of Tik Tok and other garbage, etc.

               From ages as young as 6 or so, the children are encouraged to partake in erotic play with each other. This helps reinforce the idea that “Everyone belongs to each other” as they grow into adulthood. Once they are in adulthood, depending on their social status, they are expected to sleep around with as many people as possible. The idea of monogamy is not only very frowned upon, but also can get people in trouble in their professional lives. The women have a process to make sure they never get pregnant, again having or being a mother is no good in this society. If we lift our eyes from the story, we see children being invited to and involved in drag shows, degeneracy and fetishists running around under the disguise of Pride, frequent marriages and divorces being advertised (did you see Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are going for round two?). Planned Parenthood operated a free mobile abortion and vasectomy clinic near the Democratic National Convention. If that’s not one of the most abhorrent things happening in America this week, I’d be surprised.

               When folks start to have opinions of their own, they get in trouble. That’s the biggest conflict in Brave New World, the main characters have the audacity to think that there may be more to life than being drugged up and following the process for life that the government established. This is probably the easiest to see in the modern world as it has been happening for years. The important thing is these characters try to find the truth, and get punished for it. Real life examples: See censorship, anything involving dissent regarding the COVID vaccines, etc.

               All of the measures to guide humans into adulthood in “Brave New World” are measures that take away from the fullness of life. In our real world, the more that we tolerate things that are not right and not natural will also take away the fullness of life for us. Time spent buried in apps like Tik Tok and Instagram (which I believe have grown to be the two worst) limits our time in the real world. We lose the opportunity to use the fullness of our free time. Tolerating the destructive gender ideology enables those who are taking part, such as the trannys and non-binaries, from living the fullness of their own lives as they were created. These people hinder the fullness of social interaction between causing confusion with pronouns and forcing themselves into places they do not belong. Promiscuity takes away the fullness of building and growing a family. In “Brave New World” the characters have their drug soma, in our world we have alcohol, narcotics, psychedelics, all of which limits the fullness of life in many senses then they are abused.

               As we come up to the next presidential election, we need to make sure and vote for the leader likely to preserve the fullness of life.

Technologically Impaired              

               We have all seen movies where the whole world grinds to a halt due to some crazy situation. Sometimes the reason is giant lizards, sometimes it’s aliens (from space), and sometimes it’s an extremely well-funded terrorist organization. This past week, the world was slowed down due to nothing as interesting or as spectacular as what Hollywood would say. Instead, the culprit was a faulty software program from a single company that somehow got a toehold in major infrastructure worldwide. How boring.

               Folks who have read some of my past works probably have an idea on where I stand with technology: it’s advancing too rapidly and is too widespread for our long-term good. I believe this past week shows that. Airplanes were grounded, many computer programs couldn’t function, work was stopped and schedules interrupted. I think it’s worth noting that this situation is different than the recent AT&T in which case the huge data leak was partly due to malicious parties. The Crowdstrike error caused tons of issues from a single bad software update.

               How many folks worldwide were affected is surely unknowable. Airplanes were grounded and Microsoft programs were having trouble all over the world. This should be seen as both completely unacceptable and also completely avoidable.

               Planes used to fly without computers. Business used to be conducted without computers. Even though technology is so highly integrated in our society, there should never be a reason that the world is halted because of some faulty software. Why isn’t there a back up or bypass in place to avoid these stupid errors? There is nothing wrong with taking a step back and saying “Maybe this is too much.”

               The truth of the matter is that the amount of technology we have in our lives is too much. Why do new motor vehicles – especially those with minimal extra features – need to have WiFi connectivity and require software updates? Why does AI need to be in every single new software program, such as PDF readers? Why are analog watches capable of Bluetooth? All of these are unnecessary and should be unwelcome.

               As a society, we need to be better at saying no to or at least drawing boundaries for runaway “progress”. In our current day and age, that applies to many modern things and these situations are marked by being out of place (Bridgerton season 3 on Netflix, from what I understand, took a hard left turn from the books with the end result being that the show became real gay in the last two episodes). Focusing on technology, we need to say no to AI reach. We need to draw boundaries for what technologies are available to our children and when. We need to hold every new program and magic fix at arm’s length, with the option to reject or bypass these new systems. That is why I’ll be shopping around for a new radio for my truck – only need an AM/FM tuner, a CD player, and an auxiliary port.

Juror No. 122

               The last article I wrote was a light-hearted view of jury duty. I stand by that, but I also feel like jury duty cannot be given justice without a proper, more serious account of what it takes. Luckily for me, I was chosen to actually sit on a jury and decide if a fellow citizen should be held responsible for that person’s crime. I say “lucky”, but this was not a fun experience but a “This is how the world works” experience. For those chosen, jury duty is a real and important duty that we need to willingly participate in. Our way of meting out justice is fair, but it needs people and willing and open to be a part of it.

               No one has a positive reaction to domestic abuse. That was the case here – domestic abuse and battery. The criminal was arrested and spent time in jail at the time, as far as I understand. The state decided to push for a felony conviction instead of a misdemeanor. The difference is the use of a “dangerous weapon” which is supposed to be used with the intent of (or potential to) cause serious injury or death. This seems straightforward, right? A gun, knife, lead pipe, 2×4, or even a tightly held garbage bag could be rightfully considered as a dangerous weapon with the above definition.

               Does a pool noodle, or a coat hanger, or Styrofoam fit into that definition? Possibly. The prosecution did a great job of explaining how these or similar objects could be used as a dangerous weapon, but in his argument he really muddied the waters about what can and what shouldn’t fall in that category. The issue here is that the jury, no matter where they came from, has a level of common sense at the least and experience with the crime at the most. Thus, a large and complex grey area is created.

               How do you define the grey area? Such a task can be very hard to do. Some members of the jury, who luckily have never been a victim (or perpetrator) of domestic abuse will argue that a “weapon” brought up in court falls into the dangerous category. Other members, who have unfortunately been the victim of domestic abuse in their life, can say with conviction that the same weapon is not dangerous. Partly because they had to fight a more dangerous weapon. Then there is a third side that, victim or not, the jurors took a look at the weapon and took the view of common sense, which said that the way such a “weapon” was used could be dangerous, but not in the way that it was used. This idea is backed up by the evidence presented or lack thereof.

               All of the above ideas are held by mostly strong-willed persons. The next challenge that comes up is how does one juror convince the other strong-willed jurors to the most just way? On top of the finer points of the prosecution’s argument, there is also the very important facet that the defendant is supposed to be presumed innocent until proven guilty. And if the jury decides the defendant is guilty, there is the added challenge that there are varying layers of culpability.

               Most everyone has a knee-jerk reaction to criminals. For something like domestic abuse, the most popular sentence would be jail time with a side of a public beating in the town square. If a dangerous weapon is involved, the state considers that a stronger crime than without. The difference in sentencing is literally a difference of years. Unfortunately, the vigilante justice idea most of us would subscribe to is not approved by the court.

               The significance is in the sentencing. In this case, the defendant (who probably deserves the public beatdown) gets his fair share of justice. If the prosecution—state or civil—cannot prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt, then the defendant achieves justice in a sense. They may still be punished for their crime, but punished appropriately according to the law. There are precedents and standard practice. And truly, one should not be over-punished for their crime. A moral grey area is again born here, but that is a topic for another time.

               The jury gets this great responsibility to decide what the crime is, and pass on to the judge for release or sentencing (at least, in Louisiana the judge takes the responsibility of sentencing, not the jury). It’s extremely important for everyone involved, and it requires willing participants.

               If you get the chance, don’t be one of the weak of mind who think they cannot pass judgement in the face of evidence. These folks were definitely the least regarded by prosecution, defense, and the judges. Two “voir dire”s were enough to show who is a perpetual fence-sitter, and who can contribute to our society. And this is definitely a contribution. No person is incapable of doing the right thing. Sometimes this involves dealing strongly with strong criminals.

               When people who do not work with the law as a day job consider the court procedure, I would imagine there are a lot of people who see that folks are either rightly or wrongly prosecuted, period. I never would have guessed where the grey area and serious discussions would actually be present. From this real world lesson, I feel like I have a better understanding in how our system functions, how it can play out, different variables, but most importantly the real world effect and importance of the system as a whole. I wish everyone could take a shift in the jury box. Reframing the reality from our second hand impressions is very powerful.

Juror No. 121    

               Are there any civil “duties” that carry as much vitriol as jury duty? Imagine missing home for a week – out of state work assignment, small vacation, or maybe a life changing event happened. You finally get back home, you’re excited to get back to your routine, and then the best government surprise in the mail. There is a lot of animosity towards jury duty, and there really shouldn’t be. What follows here is how to have a ball at jury duty.

               Make sure to bring some extra cash. When you arrive to begin your civil service, you may be surprised to see how many people show up. But the court system might summon 150 people or so for 3-4 court cases. If each jury has two alternates, then 56 people will be selected to cover four cases. So the odds of being selected are relatively small, even after some people are let out of the jury pool for whatever reason. As the day goes on, some cases may be settled before the case gets to trial. Even on the day the trial should start, settlements can be made or pleas accepted. So out of the four cases, you might have 2 that actually go to trial. Odds are even smaller now. Point being, a creative mind can foster a decent gambling ring to make the day go by.

               Get paid. You have a government excuse to miss work (which is a very strong excuse) and they pay you. If you are a salaried worker, then there are no financial incentives to get out of jury duty. Take some of your tax dollars back!

               What’s more fun than people watching? You will have plenty to look at. And since jury duty is selected from the general public, you get the chance to watch and/or interact with folks you might otherwise never get to meet (or cross the street if you see them on the sidewalk). And the ones you don’t meet, you can just sit back and watch and discuss with the clique that you form.

               The biggest gain that comes from jury duty is being selected for a jury and going through the selection and trial. You get to be a part of the hidden process that doesn’t make headlines. Voir dire is the next selection step. You get a preview of the trial from the prosecution and the defense. The lawyers are questioning, poking, manipulating, and confusing the jury. Some people don’t get addressed at all, and some draw so many questions they may feel like they’re on trial instead of the defendant (who, by the way, is in the room). You get an idea of the crime, and how the state is interpreting it, and how the defense is going to present their arguments.

               If you’re lucky, you get to see this twice! In this author’s case, our first jury was considered “tainted” because of something the lawyers let slip in the voire dire or maybe because of answers or connections in the jury pool. Either way, if you get to do it twice, you get to see 4 different ways of looking at the process. Two crimes, two days spent answering questions.

               The trial itself can be a bit of a let down, because you are actually watching or hearing about the crime. And there is a difference between a quiet defendant in the courtroom versus what they look like and how they act on body camera footage. You are balancing knee jerk reactions to the crime with the process of law, because there are some grey areas that aren’t often discussed but very important. But when that’s finished and a verdict is reached, you can be prideful of upholding justice in the courtroom. Apathy or hostility is not necessarily good in this case. There needs to be direction, deliberation, actual open discussion, and open minds in the jury room.

               Jury duty sounds like the most boring time in the world, and for the ill-prepared I would imagine it is. But life is what you make it, and jury duty falls in that category. You can get paid to meet people, take some time off of work, perform a civil service, and gain priceless knowledge about the back end. And here’s a helpful hint: if you try to get out of it for hardships, scheduling, etc. the court just recycles you a month or two in the future. I went through 1.5 trials and was gone by Wednesday. The folks from our group were recycled into a pool of jurors for a month long trial. Play the numbers game!

Unplugging

               Every day that I come across some article about how technology is evolving, I feel an urge to throw all of the technology I have into a river. It seems like everything is overkill these days. Just a few days ago I was wondering aloud why I need to make a password that included 12 characters, one special character, one upper- and lower-case letter, and email verification just to order a hamburger online? Things are getting out of hand.

               Not to mention that artificial intelligence is continuing to grow and do crazy things. It’s growing strong enough to cause two strikes in Hollywood. I think it should make everyone feel at least a little uncomfortable. So when I get tired of wearing my tinfoil hat, it’s good to unplug and get outside and away from technology. The way I have been making this happen is by combining several hobbies at once.

               First of all, I have a strange urge every now and then to provide food for my family. When that urge gets too strong to ignore, I find some sort of animal and throw it on a smoker. Smoking foods has been something I enjoy doing because of the work involved. While many folks use a system specially designed for smoking foods, I find myself taking a more old-fashioned approach. This approach usually pairs well with an old fashioned, as well. I use a simple small pit, which is not extremely deep. There is no side compartment to put wood or charcoal in. There is no pellet system that is electronically metered. No Bluetooth. Not even a built-in thermometer (which admittedly is something I would actually use). Doing some research and some tinkering has helped me get a good system so far with just charcoal, wood chips, a pan of water, and a meat thermometer.

               Smoking meats is a time-consuming process, which is where the second hobby comes in. Reading books keeps me sharp and helps me grow. I think that reading often has also kept my mental capacities strong. I do sometimes pride myself on my memory and ability to recall as well as the ability to learn new things. On the other side, I think my parents were correct every time they called TV “mind-rot”. Every now and then I’ll come across a modern TV show that is lazily written, or creates characters that are just horrible people with a couple of redeeming qualities. The books I choose to focus on are historical accounts of real people doing real things. Folks that never had to deal with cell phones and Facebook and ChatGPT and all kinds of other nonsense.

               My next step is to take both of these hobbies further. Processing meats has been a fun time learning and creating. Writing this blog has been an enjoyable counterpart to reading. And for both of these I’m still not satisfied. Looking forward to my end goal of growing a small forest where the animals, wood chips, and paper for books can all be made and harvested at the same place.